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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    “Alien: Covenant” takes everything that was bad about “Prometheus” and doubles down on it.

    Ridley Scott is simply trying to pack too much into one movie. The last sequence is the exact same scenario as “Alien” in every way, but condensed to 15 shitty minutes of cinema.

    In a world that is already so fantastical, you can’t have the characters making questionable decisions. Their deaths become welcomed to the viewer.

    The stuff with David and the engineers is interesting but not explained well enough to make you really care.

    “Covenant” is eye-rolling silly and never captures the magic of the franchise.

  • Prometheus



    “Prometheus” is beautiful and interesting but the storytelling is hideous.

    Almost all of the crew are cannon fodder for the mayhem, so the film doesn’t bother to make them real characters. Their deaths are without impact. When the crew makes bad decision after bad decision, you feel that they deserve to die instead of rooting for them.

    The engineers are interesting but are anti-climactic and have nothing to reveal about themselves.

    “Prometheus” feels like an incomplete mess of a what could be a great film.

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    Bone Tomahawk


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    Inside Out


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