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    who knew Aronofsky created creation!

  • A Serbian Film

    A Serbian Film


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    One of the best horror comedies of the 21st Century. A gleefully absurd commentary on how the Serbian government fucks its people from birth (the Newborn porn scene is straight classic) to even after they are dead (necrophilia for the win!). If you can't muster laughter at a guy getting his eye penetrated by an erect penis, then there is no hope for you.

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    My Citizen Kane deathbed moment will not consist of me saying ROSEBUD. It will simply be me uttering: FURY ROAD ME BITCH.

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    Guardians of the Galaxy


    I AM GROOT. I'm still trying to wipe this goddamn silly grin off my face. James Gunn, you weird little genius, you. I'd put this up with The Avengers and the original Iron Man. There is more personality in this film than most summer blockbusters could ever dream of. I AM GROOT.