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  • Mom and Dad

    Mom and Dad


    Lance Henriksen plays the knife game from ALIENS here, except the hand is Nicolas Cage and the goal of the game is to fucking kill!

  • Double Lover

    Double Lover


    Starts off like a DEAD RINGERS dead ringer before spinning wildly out of control into a completely different direction. Uber stylish and gleefully absurd erotic trash with a wink in its eye. Fans of Verhoeven, De Palma, Hitchcock, and Cronenbae will probably get a kick out of it. It was for me, but I'm not sure my twin would like it.

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  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    My Citizen Kane deathbed moment will not consist of me saying ROSEBUD. It will simply be me uttering: FURY ROAD ME BITCH.

  • Guardians of the Galaxy

    Guardians of the Galaxy


    I AM GROOT. I'm still trying to wipe this goddamn silly grin off my face. James Gunn, you weird little genius, you. I'd put this up with The Avengers and the original Iron Man. There is more personality in this film than most summer blockbusters could ever dream of. I AM GROOT.