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  • Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

    ★★

    I've watched the 5 sequels over the last 2 days and this one is the best. That's not saying much but the ending was actually pretty good until the VERY end where it got stupid again.

  • Resident Evil: Retribution

    Resident Evil: Retribution

    ★½

    This ends with everyone standing on top of the White House as Wesker explains that there's too many zombies and then it pans out to reveal flying zombies and shit. For that reason I gave it an extra half a star.

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  • Circle

    Circle

    How do you manage to have plot holes in a film where people literally just stand in a room? The character development was about as deep as a Paddy Irishman/Scotsman/Englishman joke. The fucking baby had a vote? Are you serious? Isn't there a film very like this called Cube? Circle and Cube? Christ.

    The only good thing about this is watching Dexter's wife die all over again.

    People are talking out of their flute if they are saying this is good.

  • Annie Hall

    Annie Hall

    ★★

    Woody Allen spends this whole film with his hands in his pockets and his head up his ass. I do not like this film. I used to think I do, but I do not. The scene where Woody complains about Dianne Keaton smoking weed before having sex pisses me off as well, she is fucking YOU, Woody. Get a grip with yourself mate, you're lucky she's not overdosing on black tar heroin at this point. After seeing this movie I now frequently day dream about beating "Alvy Singer" to death with his goofy little tennis racquet. Dianne Keaton is cool though.