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  • Flashpoint

    Flashpoint

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is actually a review for the 1998 pornographic film, Flashpoint X starring Jenna Jameson. Spoilers below.

    I climaxed during the scene where two firefighters were respectfully folding the American flag during a funeral. I did not get to see any hardcore sexual acts. 3 stars.

  • There Will Be Blood

    There Will Be Blood

    ★★★★★

    Game recognize game. Capatalistic showmanship recognize evangelical showmanship.

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  • Dunkirk

    Dunkirk

    ★★★★★

    Did he ever take a shit, though?

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★½

    Daisy Ridley carries the weight of a storied franchise beloved by frothing fans worldwide, and still outshines all expectations as a lead. What a find, J.J..