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  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes

    The Abominable Dr. Phibes


    That was badass. They don’t make ‘em like that no more.

  • The Killer

    The Killer


    Criterion #8 - 

    “Easy to pick up, hard to put back down.” Somehow simultaneously describes this film and Yun-Fat Chow’s manly good looks.

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    RISE OF SKYWALKER was interminably dull. It conjured no thoughts or emotions or anything human. It just laid there, flaccid & lifeless. Even bad films have a sick pleasure to them. They breed a curious wonder in why choices were made, but RoS isn’t even brave enough to be shitty.

  • Bad Boys for Life

    Bad Boys for Life


    It had more theological depth than all of the Kendrick Bros. films combined. And I’m not even being remotely snarky or ironic.