Blake Tucker

pop a wheelie on the zeitgeist

Favorite films

  • After Hours
  • Before Sunset
  • Chungking Express
  • Safe

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  • New York Ninja

    ★★

  • Miami Connection

    ★★★

  • Fire Island

    ★★★½

  • Bad Education

    ★★★★

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  • New York Ninja

    New York Ninja

    ★★

    Imagine you have the world’s best sex trafficking network and the entire organization gets taken down by a single ninja on roller skates that throws exploding hard-boiled eggs all bc you attacked the wrong woman. Men will literally become the New York Ninja before going to therapy.

  • Miami Connection

    Miami Connection

    ★★★

    86 minutes of “if anyone’s gonna fuck my sister, it’s gonna be me!” as well as cocaine ninjas, biker gangs and a rock band singing about friendship and taekwondo. This film was lost for a brief time, but I’m glad they found it bc this is the most fun I’ve had watching something in quite some time!

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  • The Joy Luck Club

    The Joy Luck Club

    ★★★½

    The feminine urge in the 90’s to make movies about generational trauma that just obliterated audiences to tears >

  • Fire Island

    Fire Island

    ★★★½

    RIP Jane Austen you would’ve loved getting your ass ate at an underwear party. Thank you gays for continually saving the rom-com genre and for making this movie so that way I never have to actually read a Jane Austen novel lol