pop a wheelie on the zeitgeist
Imagine you have the world’s best sex trafficking network and the entire organization gets taken down by a single ninja on roller skates that throws exploding hard-boiled eggs all bc you attacked the wrong woman. Men will literally become the New York Ninja before going to therapy.
86 minutes of “if anyone’s gonna fuck my sister, it’s gonna be me!” as well as cocaine ninjas, biker gangs and a rock band singing about friendship and taekwondo. This film was lost for a brief time, but I’m glad they found it bc this is the most fun I’ve had watching something in quite some time!