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  • WHAT DID JACK DO?

    WHAT DID JACK DO?

    ★★★★

    The pig walks
    But the monkey talks
    and baby
    he’s got a lot to say

    “True love is like a banana, sweet, with a golden hue.”

  • mother!

    mother!

    ½

    I don’t hate this for its absurd amount of violence

    I don’t hate this for its all over the place plot

    I don’t hate this for sending a message.

    These are the things I live for in movies 

    I hate it for how obnoxious it is.

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  • Watership Down

    Watership Down

    ★★★½

    I enjoyed it, but found it got a little dull at times. The opening was a great blast of creativity, and I was hooked in the start, but the plot was just a bunch of random dangers for the rabbits for a while. Gets pretty good towards the last half hour though.

  • Southbound

    Southbound

    ★★★½

    Stories to chill the Earth itself to the core, laced with some that are in need of much more.

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  • Brawl in Cell Block 99

    Brawl in Cell Block 99

    ★★★★★

    Hmmmmm I shall now binge every film Zahler has had a role in the creation of in any way

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★

    Place your bets on who the guilty party is early on