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  • Twilight

    Twilight

    ★★★½

    Reese Witherspoon is nakey in this movie. Nakey!!

  • The General

    The General

    ★★★

    Buster Keaton rides a train into then out of enemy lines, during which time he engages in a series of incredible stunts, hijinks, and pratfalls in order to aid the Confederacy and uphold the institution of slavery.

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  • The Man with the Golden Gun

    The Man with the Golden Gun

    ★★★

    "I've never killed a midget before. But there can always be a first time."

    A three-nippled man has a deadly laser powered by one solar panel. He enjoys luring old men into a carnival funhouse to murder them.

    Bond has to kill the man in order to have sex with a lady on a boat. Hervé Villechaize is hiding on the boat, and hijinx ensue that are very respectful to his small stature.

  • Nights of Cabiria

    Nights of Cabiria

    ★★★★★

    If you give Nights of Cabiria less than five stars you are a monster.