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  • Flower



    I expected a little more, but it's still a solid flick. It's shot a little too much like a student film, and some of the dark humor didn't work for me, but it's still enjoyable nevertheless. Zoey Deutch is awesome though. This is her best performance so far. I swear, if she doesn't get more recognition, I'm gonna burn down Hollywood, (not really. but still). The ending is somewhat unsatisfying though, and it takes a weird turn, or else this would probably be a 3.5/5.

  • Thoroughbreds



    Horse girls were never really my type... then this movie came along.

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  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom


    By far the most pointless, soulless, uninspired and forgettable corporate trash that I've seen this year. The first Jurassic World sucked, but I could at least see why it was made, and why it may resonate with some audiences. It came out at a time when the whole nostalgia trend was taking off, and while it was still annoying then, it was before it started to become oversaturated. I can't see how anyone could enjoy this movie. It tries to…

  • Dummy



    I mean, it's kinda pretty good. 7/10, too much water. I'm going to the dentist now.