my only personality trait is loving this movie
here’s all of my favorite lines from this wonderful masterpiece:
-there was a bit of a fracas at the bar last night
-like surfing, only more fun
-these are scheming fingers
-people look so normal on the outside. but on the inside it’s all just...worms
-i don’t know what to tell you, princess, but that seat’s taken, all right?
-yeah we are friends jeffrey! why don’t you get the fuck over here so i can give you a hug!
-i’m a grown ass man
-excuse me?? fuck me?? fuck you!!