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"Long shot of the universe. There is no one behind the camera."

Top 4 subject to sudden and arbitrary change.

Favorite films

  • A Quiet Place in the Country
  • Images
  • The Hourglass Sanatorium
  • The House That Screamed

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  • Horsehead

  • Blood on Her Name

    ★★

  • Knocking

    ★★★

  • Jacob's Ladder

    ★★★

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  • Horsehead

    Horsehead

    Awful and offensively stupid, but it's hilarious that Lilly-Fleur Pointeaux's biggest role prior to Horsehead is "Little Girl" in John Frankenheimer's Ronin.

  • Blood on Her Name

    Blood on Her Name

    ★★

    This is like, the most Lifetime channel treatment imaginable of a pretty good neo-noir premise from the school of Significant Pauses, Troubled Staring Into the Middle Distance, and Serious Half-Whispered Conversations In Unplaceable Southern Accents.

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  • Us

    Us

    ★★½

    WHAT MOVIE DID YOU PEOPLE WATCH

  • Last Night in Soho

    Last Night in Soho

    ★★½

    All that mystery for The Neon-er Demon-er/Sabrina the Teenage Love Witch. Thomasin McKenzie and Anya Taylor-Joy make compelling deuteragonists, but the movie's free-association 60s-fetishist crime fantasy narrative, bogged down with inspid gestures at bottom-shelf horror filmmaking, works against them at every turn.