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  • The Princess Switch

    The Princess Switch

    ★½

    me, watching the trailer: this looks terrible but *double* Vanessa Hudgens is, like, super hot

    me, watching the movie: this is terrible but *double* Vanessa Hudgens is, like, super DUPER hot

    me, writing this review: I can't believe this movie exists and I can't believe I watched it but wow that was hot

  • John Mulaney: New in Town

    John Mulaney: New in Town

    ★★★★½

    "It is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them - especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin."

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  • Ralph Breaks the Internet

    Ralph Breaks the Internet

    ★★★★

    I expected this to be The Emoji Movie 2.0. The trailers were frankly pretty terrible, the Disney brand-milking was super obvious, and even as a massive fan of the first movie (it's my favorite modern Disney film) I couldn't imagine a world where this would be even close to as good.

    Turns out, Ralph Breaks the Internet is just as hilarious, emotional, smart, and overall charming as its predecessor. Easily one of the most entertaining and heartwarming theater experiences I've…

  • Spielberg

    Spielberg

    ★★★★½

    When you go to film school, you will inevitably meet that freshman student who says “Spielberg is overrated and his movies are too mainstream and sentimental.”

    Please force that pretentious douche to watch this great documentary.