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  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★★★½

    Henry Cavill is almost as bad an actor as he is a human man, but the fact that they’re still out here letting Ilsa Faust strangle men between her thighs makes up for it.

  • Saving Face

    Saving Face

    ★★★★

    Honestly this is one of the best lesbian-centric rom-coms ever AND when you look at the fact that "Crazy Rich Asians" was the first all-Asian cast blockbuster since "Joy Luck Club" (which gets a fun shout-out here), it's particularly remarkable that this film even got made. Seriously, the 90s were wild for random lesbian rom-coms. Did that well dry up? Well, as they say, straights have "To All the Boys I've Loved Before," gays have "Love, Simon" and lesbians have "The Ellen Show," so I guess we've reached our quota. We may never again reach the lesbiance of the 90s. Shame.

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  • The Girl King

    The Girl King

    Lesbians have to put up with a lot of shit. Why do we have to put up with bad movies, too? I'm just going to watch "Carol" for the 27th time.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    Imagine the 32-year-old Hot Topic manager who worked his way up in the company for 15 years. He hasn't listened to any new music since 2010. His 21-year-old girlfriend, who he met online and has visited once, put a bumper sticker on his 2002 Toyota Camry that says, "I'm so random, I'm POTATO!" and another that says, "I know the voices aren't real, but they have great ideas." He owns a "Meninist" shirt but only wears it for selfies he…