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  • Solo: A Star Wars Story

    Solo: A Star Wars Story


    I missed John Williams. Also, Thandie Newton was done so wrong. Glad so many women and bisexual robots could be sacrificed so men could have eternal adventures.

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  • The Girl King

    The Girl King

    Lesbians have to put up with a lot of shit. Why do we have to put up with bad movies, too? I'm just going to watch "Carol" for the 27th time.

  • Suicide Squad

    Suicide Squad

    Imagine the 32-year-old Hot Topic manager who worked his way up in the company for 15 years. He hasn't listened to any new music since 2010. His 21-year-old girlfriend, who he met online and has visited once, put a bumper sticker on his 2002 Toyota Camry that says, "I'm so random, I'm POTATO!" and another that says, "I know the voices aren't real, but they have great ideas." He owns a "Meninist" shirt but only wears it for selfies he…