Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Happiness 1998

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Feb 2014 3

  jesus christ

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  American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile 2006

  ★ Watched 26 Jan 2016

  All the style and grace of a Brazzers video without the benefit of penetration.

Recent reviews

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  Master Gardener 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 19 Sep 2023 1

  Joel Edgerton sir hello sir I love you yes oscar's 2024 best pictureman best actorman Joel Edgertton You Are So good

  but for real, Paul Schrader continues to deliver the realest kind of shit in his advanced age. I love the style his films have adopted. And, yes, I do think Joel Edgerton might be a once-in-a-generation type talent.

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  Spirited Away 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Sep 2023

  An audiovisual treat, with the bonus feature of having an incredible story. Seriously, this is one of the best looking animated films I've ever seen, from the art direction to the actual animation itself. Stunningly beautiful and very moving.

Popular reviews

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  Brothers 2009

  ★★★½ Rewatched 27 Apr 2014 1

  Everybody Is Emotionally Disturbed: The Film

  In an alternate universe, Ben Affleck adapted and directed this film, set it in Boston, got Casey Affleck to play Sam, and then cast himself as Tommy. Can you see it? I can see it.

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  The Dreamers 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Apr 2014 6

  Bernardo Bertolucci is one of the undisputed masters of the erotic-drama genre and 2003's The Dreamers is as ever a Bertolucci erotic-drama experience as could be.

  The characters, all played by uniquely beautiful actors (Michael Pitt with his defining lips and anemic quality, Eva Green with, well, everything, and Louis Garrel with his sharp features, prominent jaw, and dark eyes), are obsessed. The trio is obsessed with film—classic and French New Wave especially—and this is reflected by Bertolucci, who integrates…