• Final Destination

    Final Destination

    watching jack from dawsons creek play a straight character was jarring to say the least

  • Love, Rosie

    Love, Rosie


    Very richardcurtisesque. Probably my favorite romcom

  • Thor: Love and Thunder

    Thor: Love and Thunder


    watched half on a plane, garbage, wondered if i was watching a parody, got to the part where things turn black & white and simply couldn’t get myself to watch any further despite my crushing midair boredom

  • Insidious: Chapter 2

    Insidious: Chapter 2

    James Wan needs to fully commit to a whole found footage movie based on some scenes in this

  • Terrified


    Interesting but confusing

  • Sick



  • M3GAN


    Went into this expecting it to be junk and was pleasantly surprised by a pretty coherent story. Ridiculous and funny but really not bad at all

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    kinda silly in a fun way, glad I didn’t see it in theaters and will never watch it again, blatantly obvious that the first thing on the script was the super crazy and subversive ending of “hot girl eats cheeseburger”

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water


  • When Harry Met Sally...

    When Harry Met Sally...

    Can’t buy Billy Crystal as a romcom lead I simply refuse

  • Skinamarink



    Over time I became convinced I downloaded a bad cut designed to discourage piracy. I need to cool off before I write any further about how I think the cinematographer should be blacklisted and the editor sent to guantanamo bay. A concept that could have been interesting entirely ruined for me by the filmmaking.

    “I’m gonna log this on letterboxd and they should give me a star for watching it” -my dad

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    Even though I think the muppet movies are very cool in general I really hate the Christmas Carol story in all its forms so I still didn’t like this……