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  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules


    Politics. Race. Communism. Anarchy. Division. 

    This is just a few of the subject matters brought up in this extraordinary sequel. The performance from Zachary Gordon is something that Daniel Day Lewis could only dream of reaching (likely why he retired). Devon Bostick also delivers an iconic performance as the Jesus of this universe. With plenty of social commentary, and twists and turns, this movie is sure to raise your stress levels, emotional levels and serotonin levlels to 100 and beyond. 


  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    It’s as if it takes a knife and stabs it into the heart of the whole saga and rips it out and proceeds to stomp on it with the might of every TLJ hater combined and then they proceed to take a fat shit on that heart, cook it, stomp on it and shit on it again and then take that shit-stomped heart cookie and yeets it into the most goddamn polluted water they can find. 

    More detailed thoughts on my dreaded rewatch tomorrow. I guess this is what we fucking get.