Matthias has written 10 reviews for films rated .

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Odd to say that this was my favorite viewing yet and I still hate it. In other news I hate myself and am in Hell

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I said more detailed thoughts but I lied. Just. What a dumb Fucking movie

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    It’s as if it takes a knife and stabs it into the heart of the whole saga and rips it out and proceeds to stomp on it with the might of every TLJ hater combined and then they proceed to take a fat shit on that heart, cook it, stomp on it and shit on it again and then take that shit-stomped heart cookie and yeets it into the most goddamn polluted water they can find. 

    More detailed thoughts on my dreaded rewatch tomorrow. I guess this is what we fucking get.

  • Gothika

    Gothika

    I legitimately fell asleep for like two minutes. Worth it for “What did I do?!”

  • Serenity

    Serenity

    I’m genuinely not sure what I watched but I think it was just 2 hours of Matthew McConaughey screaming and Matthew McConaughey’s ass. 



    ???/100

  • Bohemian Rhapsody

    Bohemian Rhapsody

     Fuck Bryan Singer

  • All Hallows' Eve

    All Hallows' Eve

    Just wildly boring and the acting is bad. Whereas Terrifier was fun-ish gory trash, this is just a slog. Art isn’t as scary here either, and it is a different actor playing him. Just all around very bleh.

  • Mr. Nobody

    Mr. Nobody

    I struggled to find a point

  • Gotti

    Gotti

    Lmfaooooooo

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    Christ