Letterboxd — Your life in film

Odd to say that this was my favorite viewing yet and I still hate it. In other news I hate myself and am in Hell

I said more detailed thoughts but I lied. Just. What a dumb Fucking movie

It’s as if it takes a knife and stabs it into the heart of the whole saga and rips it out and proceeds to stomp on it with the might of every TLJ hater combined and then they proceed to take a fat shit on that heart, cook it, stomp on it and shit on it again and then take that shit-stomped heart cookie and yeets it into the most goddamn polluted water they can find. 

More detailed thoughts on my dreaded rewatch tomorrow. I guess this is what we fucking get.

I legitimately fell asleep for like two minutes. Worth it for “What did I do?!”

I’m genuinely not sure what I watched but I think it was just 2 hours of Matthew McConaughey screaming and Matthew McConaughey’s ass. 

???/100

 Fuck Bryan Singer

Just wildly boring and the acting is bad. Whereas Terrifier was fun-ish gory trash, this is just a slog. Art isn’t as scary here either, and it is a different actor playing him. Just all around very bleh.

I struggled to find a point

Lmfaooooooo

Christ