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Spectre 2015
If the movie had a better song it would possibly be in 4.5 range. Wayyyyy fucking better than I remembered it being for the past 4 years of my life. Tonally, it’s quite different than the other Craig 007 films, but it works in its favor. Bond telling a security guard “No! Stay!” like he’s a dog is the funniest Bond moment ever I think
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Casino Royale 2006
Incredible first act but falls apart a bit by th- you know what who cares when you open with:
*BUH NUH NUH NUH NUHHH, NUHNUHNUHNUHNUH
BUH NUH, NUH NUH NUH
BOWWW NOWNOWNOW*IF YOU TAKE A LIIIIIFEEEE DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’LL GIIIVEEE? ODDS ARE YOU WONT LIKE WHAT IT ISSSS. WHEN THE STORM ARRIVES, WOULD YOU BE SEEN WITH MEEEE, BY THE MERCILESS EYESSS OF DECEIT *guitar riff and drums intensifies* I’VE SEEN ANGELS FALL FROM BLINDING HEEEEEIGHHHTSS. BUT…
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Faults 2014
I much prefer this to The Art of Self Defense. Great performance from Leland and seeing bald Jon Gries was an added bonus. My main complaint with this is the same complaint I have with another film that had both Leland Orser and Lance Reddick in it and that’s that there wasn’t enough Lance Reddick.
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Fantastic Mr. Fox 2009
Rat’s redemption is better and more earned in every single way than Ben Solo’s “redemption”.
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The Dark Knight 2008
“I’m whatever Gotham needs me to be.”
Yes a very popular quote but damn, it’s so fucking good and so in line with Batman. Also, we as a society need to recognize Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent more. The final conversation with him and Rachel is heart wrenching.
It’s still important you all do your part. Don’t forget to
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Batman 1989
Gotham has never felt more like Gotham. I miss this much creativity being put into making the city feel like a character because Gotham has always been just that. I haven’t seen this in years and was surprised to see how damn well this holds up.
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Hail, Caesar! 2016
By far the most underrated Coen brothers film. Would make a great double feature with OUATIH. Alden Ehrenreich is a Star and should have far more praise than he gets.
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Charlie Bartlett 2007
Anton gets taken from us at 27 while Woody Allen and Roman Polanski still get to breathe air. It’s just not fair.
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The Platform 2019
What a banger of a feature debut. Falters a little in the last act and the ending but everything building up to that is incredibly well paced and mysterious. Looking forward to seeing more work from Galder in the future if they hold the same quality as this.
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The Descent 2005
A random review to drop this in, but those of you who have been asking where my accounts are I can assure you I’m just fine. Anyway, this movie fucking bangs. If they ever remake it I say Keith should be the lead.
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