Mother, why is sempai DiCaprio dying?
Is there a film you can masturbate to sixty times just from watching Leonardo DiCaprio be a hero? Yes.
Yes there is. And that's all a good film really needs.
DiCaprio + Heroism = Orgasm
- Facts By Doctor Snitchelwig
P.S I'm a guy by the way, and i'm in no way ashamed to admit DiCaprio makes me horny as fuck 😏