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  • Titanic



    Mother, why is sempai DiCaprio dying?

    Is there a film you can masturbate to sixty times just from watching Leonardo DiCaprio be a hero? Yes.
    Yes there is. And that's all a good film really needs.

    DiCaprio + Heroism = Orgasm
    - Facts By Doctor Snitchelwig

    P.S I'm a guy by the way, and i'm in no way ashamed to admit DiCaprio makes me horny as fuck 😏

  • Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer


    I think the best words to describe this would be... what the fuck?

    This is exactly like something out of a movie... or maybe something out of Saw, where everything that happened was planned all along by the bad guy.

    I like how in the end it just became a full on fucking murder mystery movie in real life with a real life fucked up plot twist and a real life genious villain that outsmarted everyone... and i think i…

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  • Nobody



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I was REALLY looking forward to seeing this movie and i was by far not disapointed. The first instant i saw the poster of this film (A friend showed it to me i think...) i was fucking dying over how much i wanted to see it. Usually when there's a movie you're really hyped for they tend to really suck, but this one was just as good as i wished it would be, if not better.

    You can clearly see…

  • Saw II

    Saw II

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The reason why i'm reviewing this film and not my number one most favorite ranked Saw film is because while i enjoyed the first instalment the most for it's unique story and plot twist i want to talk about the movie's main villain John Kramer wich is in this instalment a lot more than in any of the other films (Well considering he's dead), and because this is the film that originally made me fall in love with the evil…