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Spiderman does a bad thing, endangers a literal boat-load of people, gets his suit taken off him. Does another similar bad thing, this time endangering an entire city, gets rewarded?...what's the lesson here?

...more like Civil SNORE.

I guess they don't have IKEA on Svartalfheim. The elves could achieve their goal with a few pairs of blackout curtains, no thousand-year war required.

Would have been average in 1998 but following up Iron Man in 2008 is just a bit sad really. Give Mark Ruffalo a solo Hulk movie please and retroactively delete this.

Hawkeye dramatically equipping his tiny spring-loaded bow by pumping his arm to make it go "boing" and pop open like a cheap toy is just so bad. And it happens twice! You know when they are learning teamwork because the act 2 helicarrier sequence is a LEGO game: Player 1 pushes a thing while player 2 pulls a lever.

Someone stumbled into the camera and knocked it over on Day 1 and they just went with it.

There's a line where it's implied that only men can fly jets. Is Captain Marvel a way of trying to cover that up 10 years later? Probably yes.

G'day mate, throw another Skrull on the barbie.

Imagine the absolute worst thing ever. It's probably worse than this movie, but not by much.

Unbearable. There might be something interesting in there but I don't have the Herculean mental stamina required to sort it from the babbling nonsense.

It takes Natalie no less than forty thousand hours of yelling at the sky to understand the rules.