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  • There Will Be Blood
  • 12 Angry Men
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

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Recent reviews

  • Airplane!



    You can only really quote a movie like this.
    I'd say £7.99 per viewing would be a fair estimate.

    It may be a wacky comedy at it's core but every so often I was forced to marvel at some genius directing. A prime example of this is when plane turbulence was illustrated by some jiggling jelly before the camera pans out to reveal a set of relatively large breasts, also jiggling. The visual not only serves its purpose in presenting turbulence but also draws comparison in two seemingly separate entities by showing boths ability to, well, jiggle.


  • In Bruges

    In Bruges


    The kid was bad at maths though.

    Only Bruges would have a full movie set around it yet have no actual relevance to the plot. What a shithole.


Popular reviews

  • The Avengers

    The Avengers


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bring all the highly captivating individual MCU characters into one big movie? Great idea.

    Hulk steals the show here. I love how every conversation between Thor and Loki feels like two brothers bickering no matter what the stakes.


  • Captain America: The First Avenger

    Captain America: The First Avenger


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Where do Steve's combat skills come from after the procedure? Is he not still the same person just with better physicality?

    The ending to this movie is heartbreaking. It basically shows the death of Steve Rogers without actually killing him.