• The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    ★★★★

    Nice story. Just pure. Give me more purity. I gotta find peace of mind.

    80/100

  • Scarface

    Scarface

    ★★★★

    I can't tell if Al Pacino knows how to play a cool, uncaring protagonist really well or if he just never gives a shit while acting. Always the most enjoyable characters to watch too.

    82/100

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★

    Bro did not enjoy Barbie the movie. The subtlety of something made for a four year old. Girls vs Boys give me a break what age are we.

    42/100

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★★

    Fucking ridiculous. Probably the most critical period in human history. A race to develop an earth destroying weapon against the most ruthless and reckless force in modern history. The pacing in the first 30 minutes actually had me frustrated but the final acts both made up for it and made sense of it. As expected with a Nolan film the detailing is immense, as is Cillian Murphy's performance- a master in facial expressions. The moral scrutiny of the events are…

  • Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    Fast Times at Ridgemont High

    ★★★½

    Pretty groovy. Everyone was so horny back then.

    72/100

  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Class. It does nothing to hide the ugliness of Hanna's job from the brutal violence to its impact on relationships. Yet for some reason big city detective work has never been more romanticised for me. I kinda get why it would make someone tick. It goes beyond just the excitement. You put yourself face to face with the horrors that go on in the world rather than try to distract yourself from them. Holding on to your morals is a…

  • Fast X

    Fast X

    ★½

    They made this with AI. Vin Diesel dialogue soundboard.

    29/100

  • All Quiet on the Western Front

    All Quiet on the Western Front

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Propaganda had these guys thinking they were going for some croissants in Paris. There's no bad side on the soldiers level.
    Mad awkward on the battlefield once it hit 11.

    77/100

  • Shallow Hal

    Shallow Hal

    ★★★½

    Never thought of using the Tony Robbins de-hypnotized me excuse.

    72/100

  • The Platform

    The Platform

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Nice little concept. Nice little allegory into the destructiveness of human nature in politics.
    No shame in what me and homeboy did to survive.

    72/100

  • Green Street Hooligans

    Green Street Hooligans

    ★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Takes itself way too seriously for a movie about football fans wanting to scrap other football fans. The Matt character arc is literally just him learning how to scrap.
    Pete the Tyler Durden wannebe

    47/100

  • First Reformed

    First Reformed

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Bro confused which religion he was. A grandiose perspective of his own values with a completely neglectful treatment of himself. There's a happy medium.

    63/100