Favorite films

  • Beauty and the Beast
  • House
  • Halloween
  • Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Recent activity

  • Dazed and Confused


  • No One Will Save You


  • Fatal Exam


  • Bottoms


Recent reviews

  • Asteroid City

    Asteroid City


    surprisingly melancholic and less stimulating than Anderson’s previous efforts, but very fun to look at given its soaring 1950s American west texture. impeccable design. huge ensemble cast. maybe this’ll bump up to four stars with a rewatch. not ideal to watch this at 10pm after being awake since 4am.

  • The Last Waltz

    The Last Waltz


    It’s rare to find a concert film as moving as this. It’s all in the way Scorsese managed to capture how beautiful of a night it was.

Popular reviews

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    The Void


    A vessel of John Carpenter gloss and shock. The Fog meets Assault on Precinct 13 meets The Thing, fizzling in a flimsy array of Carpenter claustrophobia. Cults, cloaks, and crosses (not to mention triangles); an illuminati-astronomical parasite honing to a drained abyss. Emergency-red brightness cascading on victims and heroes, drowning in an dissolute echo of dread. An urge to fight, run, and creep. A shitstorm of a night for the characters and the audience. A hell-bent creation of freaks and…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


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    The wettest kind of consciousness, percolating memories that flood with no specific significance, nor cascade with the true essence of meaning—they sit, stir, and rattle the brain with all of its attempts at explanation. Beckoning an existential gaze that beautifies the believers and the heroes—surrounded in a stream of fake electronic components and fake matter. To these wanderers, life is fenced in and forgotten, intact with their provisions and protocol—this is the future,…