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  • It Follows

    It Follows


    There's a lot to like with It Follows, a very smart concept that has a ton of depth to it thematically, a unique style derived from the actors and soundtrack and of course the cinematography. On this rewatch though I was disappointed by how much it breaks from its own horror rules for not very good reasons. The creature is a slow moving destroyer of worlds, but there are certain moments where Mitchel decides that he needs a scare rather…

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant


    Fuck you alien fanboys that complained about Prometheus, you're the reason we have Alien Covenant. You all complained that Prometheus was too complicated and didn't have enough aliens. Well here you go, a movie jam packed with aliens, and jam packed with Fassbenders, the later actually making the movie good. 
    This is the 4th best movie in the Alien franchise, and the weakest Ridley outing in the franchise. Ridley and his writers listened far too much to the fanboys, basically…

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  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver


    I find it strange that this movie is so popular. I see 'bros' quoting it and they always have this next to Goodfellas and The Sopranos and Entourage in their collection of movies. I think a lot of people like it for the wrong reasons. They like the violence and the guns and DENIRO. But for me this is the quintessential art house film. It's ambiguous in it's meaning, it has no plot, it's main character has a lot of…

  • Gummo



    What the Fuck
    What the Fuck

    Cracking Shuck
    Holy Donald Duck

    Smelly Truck
    Youthful Puck

    Hair that's growing out of your back
    Kids that say the darndest things.


    Crepes. With bananas and asparagus.

    Spaceships blasting 409 on a chevy nova.

    Gummo is about 100 times more bizarre than what you have just read.