Makes video games. used to make films, will again sometime. Fast reviews done fast. I mostly only review movies I liked.

Favorite films

  • The Proposition
  • Rushmore
  • Coraline
  • The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

Recent activity

  • Munich: The Edge of War


  • Witchfinder General


  • Woodlands Dark and Days Bewitched: A History of Folk Horror


  • Copshop


Recent reviews

  • Munich: The Edge of War

    Munich: The Edge of War

    Very good impeccably made movie about big grim matters that somehow feels a bit light. I kept wanting there to be more for everyone to do because the filmmaking is great and the excellent cast here really could use a lot more to chew on. I could have taken a longer film that maybe dug in a bit more.

    Since the core story and characters in this are fictional I think they should change this so they kill Hitler. That would probably be better. They should kill Hitler in more movies.

  • Witchfinder General

    Witchfinder General

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I love that in the end our protagonist just picks up an axe and axe-murders Hopkins. Like why don't more movies end with someone just running up and axing the villain. You can totally do that! It's a valid tactic!

    Our boy Vincent is stellar in this, an absolute humorless monster who is also a dainty fancy lad.

Popular reviews

  • Dune


    Important things are coming up! Just you wait, this is all very important! The important stuff is coming!!! He is the chosen one! He's totally chosen to do the thing in the place with the people that you have only seen snippets of in flash forwards to the second movie!! We're almost there! We're almost to the part where we explain why you should care about this!! In the meantime please enjoy all of this beige filmed through dark sunglasses!!…

  • Batman Forever

    Batman Forever

    Imagine Joker (2019) done in this style