Makes video games. used to make films, will again sometime. Fast reviews done fast. I mostly only review movies I liked.

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  • Final Destination 2

    Final Destination 2

    This has maybe the funniest reveal of the fate of a previous film's protagonist in any movie I've ever seen. Also the opening disaster is fucking rad as hell.

  • Final Destination

    Final Destination

    I feel bad for the people that die in this! I don't know why this one gets to me! They were just trying to live their turn of the millennium teen movie lives they were just trying to listen to Alien Ant Farm or Wheatus or something ;_;

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  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman

    You can just read my liked reviews for better takes on why this was terrible. *Really really* disliked it. Wants to be subversive but only is in its sickeningly tepid politics. Ugh. Two stars for the cast who are in general way better than the material and there were some good colors and shots sprinkled in there! I'm looking for positives! What a complete bummer, and not in the way it intended to be.

    Edit: I feel like this is…

  • Mortal Kombat

    Mortal Kombat

    At one point Kano becomes so racist he learns to shoot lasers out of his eyes.