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  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny

    Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny

    ★★★½

    This movie was a trip to watch. Old school Kung Fu movies always had the bad English dubs, so their mouths never matched what they were saying. This movie was filmed in English and dubbed into Mandarin, so it has the same problem but reversed. The fight choreography was slick but this movie had more of a Man with the Iron Fists feel to it for some reason. An entertaining watch that I wouldn't mind recommending to fans of Kung Fu movies.

  • The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

    The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)

    What a shame, this might've actually been a part way decent black comedy if Dieter Laser wasn't constantly yelling at the top of his lungs throughout the movie. The gross humor will only appeal to certain audiences but the yelling makes it nearly impossible to sit through. I couldn't recommend this to anyone, even if you've enjoyed the previous installments.

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  • Havoc

    Havoc

    ★★★★

    This movie is about Anne Hathaway's boobs and how unbelievably hot she is. Every time she's on screen, she's just dripping with sexiness. I think there might've been some side story about gangstas and some white girl getting raped or something. I don't know. The acting? Um... okay look, I'm sorry for this terrible review but I was just WAY too hot and bothered by Anne Hathaway acting like a total slut to pay attention to anything else. I think…

  • Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

    Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

    ★★

    I loved the original, so I was really excited for this sequel but it lacks all the charm of the first one. I feel like they're trying too hard to make you laugh (especially Steve Carell and Kristen Wiig's characters), a lot of the humor just misses for me. The story reminded me a lot of Weird Al's UHF but the dialogue was lacking and unfunny. The first one had lines you could quote! (60% of the time, it works…