Maleficent

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  • Sleeping Beauty
  • The Empire Strikes Back
  • Coneheads
  • Hook

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  • Hook

    Hook

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i literally do not care that "hook is only good because of the nostalgia factor!" i literally do not care how cheesy this movie is this is my absolute favorite movie in the world i cannot watch this film without sobbing. the first two seconds of the film and im already a damn mess. this entire movie makes me sob. im a damn mess. this has been my favorite film since i was a little kid. robin williams is actually…

  • Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

    Maleficent: Mistress of Evil

    I wish I could rate this lower than a 0.5. This sequel is literally my fucking nightmare. But the title....oh, the title....that just wakes me up from my nightmare by punching me so hard in the throat that the sheer force of the blow pulverizes my windpipe and I suffocate on the bone dust and cartilage chunks. "Mistress of Evil!" Well, firstly, it's Mistress of ALL Evil so jot that down, (I've been screaming to myself these horrid past 5…