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  • GoodFellas
  • The Thing
  • Bloodsport
  • John Wick

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  • Godzilla

    ★★★★

  • The One

    ★★★

  • Final Destination 5

    ★★★

  • The Final Destination

    ★★★

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  • The One

    The One

    ★★★

    Jet Li fights himself to nu metal with terrible special effects. Jason Statham does Jason Statham things. Not too shabby.

  • Final Destination 5

    Final Destination 5

    ★★★

    Like Final Destination 3 and 4, Final Destination 5 had cheesy acting and awful CGI. And like those movies, it was still fun and even hilarious.

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  • Ricochet

    Ricochet

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'm kind of at a loss here. This film is pretty much the definition of insanity. There's the juxtaposition of Nick trying to make his community a better place and Blake sword-fighting Jesse "The Body" Ventura in prison. Then the second act takes an incredibly dark and uncomfortable turn before kicking the insanity into overdrive for the final act. I believe my friend TwoPunchPikey described this film as "the richest man's JCVD movie" and he might be right.

  • The Thing

    The Thing

    ★★★★★

    I have never felt such a sense of dread and hopelessness while watching a movie. Maybe it's because we're living in a pandemic, but this hit especially hard. The special effects are incredible for an early 80's movie and are absolutely disgusting. While not a traditional "whodunnit", it's still the best you'll ever see.