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  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    My Favorite Horror Movies - #6

    Not much to say about this one other than the obvious. Either you find Regan's possession scary or you don't. And if you do, like me, you probably think this is one of the scariest movies ever. There's a good reason so many "The Possession of..." knockoff movies are made. Because this was so damn memorable and effective that for almost 50 years people have tried and failed to do it again. That's some staying power.

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    My Favorite Horror Movies - #7

    This movie is absolutely relentless. Once the killing starts, there's no room for us to even breathe, let alone the characters. We go from Leatherface in a dead sprint in the fields, to running into a hopefully safe gas station, to immediately find out it ain't safe and we're getting beaten with a broom, to waking up at the most hellish dinner table ever where skellington grandpa is drinking our blood, to crashing through…

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  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    Just getting a head start on some reviews in case I'm feeling lazy in the coming weeks. It's been a tight terrible horror race this year. Between Insidious: The Last Key, Truth or Dare, and Unfriended, the "worst movie of the year" honor is gonna be hotly contested. And now we have this and The Nun to throw in the mix! A horror crapfest competition might be more exciting than the Oscars this year.

  • The Meg

    The Meg



    Rainn Wilson: *Begins to speak*

    Me: Let me stop you right there. Don't care. Get to Statham fighting big shark.

    Scientist: If I wire this we can divert power to the-

    Me: Let me stop you right there. Don't care. Get to Statham fighting big shark.

    Statham: I'm not crazy I'm telling you-

    Me: Do. Not. Care. Fight the shark!

    What feels like two full hours later: *Statham fights big shark*

    Me: Nice