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  • Barton Fink
  • Punch-Drunk Love
  • The Wailing
  • The Player

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  • The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

  • The Exorcist

    ★★★★★

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

  • Evil Dead II

    ★★★★½

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  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad

    ★★★★

    Thought I'd just log this after reading the news that this brought in a disappointing theatrical number. You can see this if you have HBO Max and I'd 100% recommend it. It's totally crazy, fun, and hilarious. It seems like the execs let Gunn do whatever the hell he wanted, which is almost always a good thing. It's the best DCEU movie to date, and films like this should be supported.

  • The Exorcist

    The Exorcist

    My Favorite Horror Movies - #6

    Not much to say about this one other than the obvious. Either you find Regan's possession scary or you don't. And if you do, like me, you probably think this is one of the scariest movies ever. There's a good reason so many "The Possession of..." knockoff movies are made. Because this was so damn memorable and effective that for almost 50 years people have tried and failed to do it again. That's some staying power.

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  • Slender Man

    Slender Man

    Just getting a head start on some reviews in case I'm feeling lazy in the coming weeks. It's been a tight terrible horror race this year. Between Insidious: The Last Key, Truth or Dare, and Unfriended, the "worst movie of the year" honor is gonna be hotly contested. And now we have this and The Nun to throw in the mix! A horror crapfest competition might be more exciting than the Oscars this year.

  • The Meg

    The Meg

    ★★

    36

    Rainn Wilson: *Begins to speak*

    Me: Let me stop you right there. Don't care. Get to Statham fighting big shark.
    ______

    Scientist: If I wire this we can divert power to the-

    Me: Let me stop you right there. Don't care. Get to Statham fighting big shark.
    ______

    Statham: I'm not crazy I'm telling you-

    Me: Do. Not. Care. Fight the shark!
    ______

    What feels like two full hours later: *Statham fights big shark*

    Me: Nice