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West Side Story 2021
When you’re a Jet, you’re a subpar actor all the way. Except the guy who played Riff. That guy is great.
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Casino Royale 2006
“The human body is far more resilient than people realize, and as it turns out, 90% of testicular ruptures are repaired if proper medical attention is received. Bond does indeed receive medical treatment after the torture, and it's quite likely he's in the 90%.
Also, Le Chiffre hits him with the rope five times, but the first hit isn't particularly aggressive. Bond's testicles likely retracted immediately after the first hit, which is a handy biological response. Then there's the matter…