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  • Red Sparrow

    Red Sparrow

    ★★

    Jennifer Whoreance would’ve been the better title. I mean I’m almost positive they pitched this movie with that exact working title.

  • I Feel Pretty

    I Feel Pretty

    ★½

    So did Big actually happen to her, at least in her head, or is she just literally mentally disabled? In either case this isn’t a good movie but the former would make it at least a little less obnoxious. You ultimately wade through an hour and a half of Amy Schumer cringe to get to a played out message you know is coming from the second the plot kicks in.

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  • Baywatch

    Baywatch

    A shockingly unfunny, miserably self-satisfied disaster. People who are ALWAYS funny are horrible in this. Like really, when has Hannibal Buress ever not been funny???

    What the hell happened to you, Seth Gordon?

  • Steve Jobs

    Steve Jobs

    ★★★★

    84

    Someone in my theater screening said "Well that guy was an asshole" when the credits rolled and then immediately proceeded to turn on his iPhone. I don't know, man. Something about that image is still fucking with me.

    #SteveJobsisstillalive
    #hesaghost
    #spookin247365insideyourphone