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  • Steve Jobs

    Steve Jobs



    Someone in my theater screening said "Well that guy was an asshole" when the credits rolled and then immediately proceeded to turn on his iPhone. I don't know, man. Something about that image is still fucking with me.


  • Penis Boy

    Penis Boy

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.


    sort of a play-by-play, written commentary thing here. I did watch the whole thing interrupted before diving back into it, fyi.

    1. "sometimes I forget I even own a vagina"

    2. what is that opening, you idiot? good for you, james. you got a model. or did you even? kinda looks like stock footage. idk she's hot. I thought about masturbating to her at some point.
    2.1. that was a really abrupt scene end/musical cut
    2.2. the main girl…