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  • Gerald's Game

    Gerald's Game

    ★★★½

    LOL. Okay, uh, a few things.

    1) STEPHEN KING IS SUCH A WEIRD LITTLE FUCK. If you think child orgies to get you out of a tunnel is an upsetting plot choice, WAIT TIL YOU SEE WHAT THE LITTLE RAT DID HERE! Ugh. What a sick fuck. I don't trust him.

    2) This is an incredibly tense, disturbing movie with some wonderfully frightening images.

    3) Why did the ending happen? This has the most comical quality drop-off a movie ever…

  • 1922

    1922

    ★★★½

    It sucks. This is good, and my GOD, so dark. I guess I have to watch Gerald's Game now.

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  • Baywatch

    Baywatch

    A shockingly unfunny, miserably self-satisfied disaster. People who are ALWAYS funny are horrible in this. Like really, when has Hannibal Buress ever not been funny???

    What the hell happened to you, Seth Gordon?

  • Steve Jobs

    Steve Jobs

    ★★★★

    84

    Someone in my theater screening said "Well that guy was an asshole" when the credits rolled and then immediately proceeded to turn on his iPhone. I don't know, man. Something about that image is still fucking with me.

    #SteveJobsisstillalive
    #hesaghost
    #spookin247365insideyourphone