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  • Thoroughbreds



    I have absolutely nothing to say about this movie but I’m a big fan

  • Annihilation



    I’m delighted a movie so defiantly weird exists in the studio system, but, by the same token, you really can’t blame audiences for not fucking with this. The performances and atmosphere were enough for me to let this movie take me on whatever ride it wanted, but I can’t blame anyone who feels like their time was wasted.

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  • Baywatch


    A shockingly unfunny, miserably self-satisfied disaster. People who are ALWAYS funny are horrible in this. Like really, when has Hannibal Buress ever not been funny???

    What the hell happened to you, Seth Gordon?

  • Steve Jobs

    Steve Jobs



    Someone in my theater screening said "Well that guy was an asshole" when the credits rolled and then immediately proceeded to turn on his iPhone. I don't know, man. Something about that image is still fucking with me.