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  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    An utterly immaculate piece of filmmaking, and the best movie of 2017 (that I didn’t even get to see until 2 weeks into 2018). I deeply cherished each delectable second. I also promise never to doubt PTA again. For anyone out there like me who saw this as a potentially more low-key, maybe even a little derivative Paul Thomas Anderson project, fear not. This shit is absolutely nuts, in the best, most PTA way, and weirdly one of the funniest…

  • The Post

    The Post


    I like how this basically had the ending of an MCU movie

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  • Baywatch


    A shockingly unfunny, miserably self-satisfied disaster. People who are ALWAYS funny are horrible in this. Like really, when has Hannibal Buress ever not been funny???

    What the hell happened to you, Seth Gordon?

  • Steve Jobs

    Steve Jobs



    Someone in my theater screening said "Well that guy was an asshole" when the credits rolled and then immediately proceeded to turn on his iPhone. I don't know, man. Something about that image is still fucking with me.