• Army of the Dead

    Army of the Dead

    ★★★

    This just makes me want a proper left 4 Dead film. Characters who are practically one note, but also being pretty selfish at the same time, specialized zombies, and a story that involves trying to get out of an apocalypse. It could be a great film.

    Also no characters learned anything from this movie, everyone either died or just wound up in the same place they started.

  • The Last Kiss

    The Last Kiss

    ★★★★

    You just have to do one simple thing...whatever it takes.

  • The Scorpion King

    The Scorpion King

    There was something about this movie that just felt so fake at certain times. I can't place my finger on exactly what it was, but there were times during this movie where I was just inexplicably taken out of it and knew I was watching actors recite their lines. I think it was the fact that anytime there was a scene outside with no background it felt like a movie you would watch in a high school English class.

    Regardless,…

  • So I Married an Axe Murderer

    So I Married an Axe Murderer

    Nobody's talking about how this movie makes no sense. How did the cops not put together that all 3 people that were killed had the same wife. Let's say they knew it was her, because it was stated that after every murder she changed her identity and look, but that still doesn't make sense because she wasn't a murderer so either she didn't do that, or she did and didn't have a reason to.

    Why didn't she go to the…

  • Zack Snyder's Justice League

    Zack Snyder's Justice League

    ★★★★½

    Damn it... Now we need to #RestoreTheSnyderverse

  • Dead Dicks

    Dead Dicks

    ★★★

    Very very shitty acting, but a really cool concept.

  • Willy's Wonderland

    Willy's Wonderland

    ★★★

    I can't even tell you how much I loved this shitshow of a movie. My God.

  • Justice League

    Justice League

    I just rewatched this in preparation for Zack Snyder's Justice League. I gotta say it feels good to be excited for a DC movie again. The last one I was excited about was BvS and I felt super let down by it. (The only reason I like it now is because I've seen the ultimate cut and I think it's far better.) My thought is if I liked the original cut of that then the Snyder cut will also hopefully be worth the wait.

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I'm typically not a fan of "supernatural endings" in otherwise not supernatural movies. But the way she plays it off in the end is amazing, and the silliness becomes worth it.

  • Becky

    Becky

    ★★★★★

    Home Alone meets John Wick, and it gets fucking intense...holy shit.

  • We Can Be Heroes

    We Can Be Heroes

    Am I in love with Pedro Pascal? I think I'm in love with Pedro Pascal.

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★★½

    John Wicks style points are off the charts.