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Favorite films

  • Hi Stranger
  • Bloodsport
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
  • But I'm a Cheerleader

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  • Theater Camp


  • Wild at Heart


  • The Cornshukker


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Pinned reviews

  • Truth or Dare

    Truth or Dare


    the movie: truth or dare????

    me: truth

    the movie: which power ranger do you want to fuck most?

    me: *sweating* hahahaha the pink one obviously ha

    the movie: TELL THE TRUTH

    me: *crying real tears* the... the red one... i wanna fuck them all but the red one the most... i'm sorry.... i'm so sorry.......

  • All Hallows' Eve

    All Hallows' Eve


    Art the Clown: hops out my TV set in a scary but jaunty fashion

    Me: "Ah, you made it! Have a seat." I'm standing in front of my Art the Clown cork board, dozens of Art the Clown pictures tacked up, connected to each other by red yarn. There are also scraps of paper on which I've written things like "sexism" "culture" "the implications????"

    Art the Clown: honks his horn in confusion

    Me: "You're probably wondering why I've called this…

Recent reviews

  • Theater Camp

    Theater Camp


    This your first summer?


  • Wild at Heart

    Wild at Heart


    i cannot think of another Nic Cage film that has even one person, let alone multiple people, performing at the same level of manic intensity as Cage. Love this movie!!

Popular reviews

  • Love, Death & Robots: Good Hunting

    Love, Death & Robots: Good Hunting

    god this could have been so cool if the director hadn't tried to make this sexy 4 men

  • Good Manners

    Good Manners


    I love women. I love werewolves. I love lesbians with babies. I love lesbian moms with werewolf babies. The cover art for this film is physically assaulting me and I'm crying.