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Truth or Dare 2018
the movie: truth or dare????
me: truth
the movie: which power ranger do you want to fuck most?
me: *sweating* hahahaha the pink one obviously ha
the movie: TELL THE TRUTH
me: *crying real tears* the... the red one... i wanna fuck them all but the red one the most... i'm sorry.... i'm so sorry.......
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All Hallows' Eve 2013
Art the Clown: hops out my TV set in a scary but jaunty fashion
Me: "Ah, you made it! Have a seat." I'm standing in front of my Art the Clown cork board, dozens of Art the Clown pictures tacked up, connected to each other by red yarn. There are also scraps of paper on which I've written things like "sexism" "culture" "the implications????"
Art the Clown: honks his horn in confusion
Me: "You're probably wondering why I've called this…
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Wild at Heart 1990
i cannot think of another Nic Cage film that has even one person, let alone multiple people, performing at the same level of manic intensity as Cage. Love this movie!!
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Love, Death & Robots: Good Hunting 2019
god this could have been so cool if the director hadn't tried to make this sexy 4 men
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Good Manners 2017
I love women. I love werewolves. I love lesbians with babies. I love lesbian moms with werewolf babies. The cover art for this film is physically assaulting me and I'm crying.
