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  • Private Lives

    Private Lives


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    That was wild.

    This was my first serious foray into Reginald Denny’s filmography. I have seen several of his films before, but they were mostly character roles from the later years of his career. After seeing so many of you call him a favorite, I decided it was finally time to start a more thorough investigation.

    As far as Denny goes, I liked what I saw. He was perfectly charming in Private Lives and clearly the best, most respectable person of…

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    TFA: *Introduces tons of new characters*

    Me: “You know what I’ve come for.”

    Luke: *.02 seconds of screen-time*

    Me: 👏👏👏😭😭😭🏆🏆🏆

    Idk, maybe 6 out of 10 map pieces you didn’t need because you could just go sweep the relatively small area

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  • Robin and the 7 Hoods

    Robin and the 7 Hoods


    I wish this had been in 4-D so when Sammy Davis started shooting in the gambling joint, I would have been spared the rest of the film.

  • Magician Mickey

    Magician Mickey


    I don’t know what Donald’s talking about, Mickey’s the best darn magician I’ve ever seen.