Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Fletch 1985

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Dec 2023

  It’s so weird seeing an actual good Chevy Chase movie for the first time considering…well, what’s the last good movie where he was the lead? Anyway Kareem Abdul-Jabbar’s filmography continues to be flawless.

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  The Abyss 1989

  ★★★★★ Watched 06 Dec 2023 2

  I can’t believe I waited this long but I’m glad I saw this on the big screen. What an absolutely unexpected achievement. I expected tension and groundbreaking effects. I didn’t expect to fucking bawl so much.

Popular reviews

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  Loqueesha 2019

  Watched 23 May 2019 10

  You can tell this is by an out-of-touch old white dude because it’s about someone getting famous on the fucking radio

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  The Wizard of Gore 1970

  ★★ Added 18

  There's a scene in Juno in which the titular character concedes that this movie is infinitely better than Suspiria.

  After seeing this film, I now understand that this represented the integral point in that film where Juno revealed herself to be an absolute fucking idiot who just THOUGHT she was smart and quirky.

  I’ll honestly probably like the remake better. Crispin Glover elevates everything.