Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Bye Bye Man 2017

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Sep 2023 8

  Taking another step in eliminating social media from my life by semi-retiring this account.

  Loved waking up and reading all my like-minded homies’ reviews while I farted into the toilet, but I’m old and bored of myself and the world doesn’t need any more opinions. I’m cooked. Take care, gang!

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  Star Trek III: The Search for Spock 1984

  ★★½ Rewatched 13 Sep 2023 3

  This was always a skip for me as a kid. I think I sussed out the cynicism. It’s a shame because I just idolized Christopher Lloyd. Still do!

Popular reviews

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  Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist 2022

  ★★★ Watched 16 Aug 2022 3

  I would show this to my girlfriend, Veronica, but she lives two towns away. She goes to a different school.

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  Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives. 2022

  ★★ Watched 19 Mar 2022 5

  Sarma’s involvement in this documentary means we’re not getting the whole story; not in a way of like, “we should be hearing both sides of the story” — We shouldn’t. That dude is fucked, it’s clear — But several episodes in this series portray conflict without much context, with the whole thing feeling weirdly vague and with no real story to tell. It’s pretty obvious that there’s some omission of information with a lot of things. I don’t know. A strange, stance-less series that goes on way too long.

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