Favorite films

  • Femalien
  • Femalien 2
  • Femalien: Cosmic Crush
  • Femaliens: Seduction of the Species

Recent activity

  • Nothing in Common


  • The Money Pit


  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery


  • How the Grinch Stole Christmas


Recent reviews

  • Nothing in Common

    Nothing in Common


    HANKSMAS 6 of 54

    I actually thought this forgotten Hanks + Marshall glorified TV pilot was a pretty great look into the yuppie genealogy despite Jackie Gleason macabrely in the process of dying in real life and also in this movie, compounded by Marshall’s penchant to be over-sentimental when it’s least needed. Hanks is still in his phase of feeling like a replacement for Chevy Chase, but man is he funny in this one. We’re heading into the Prime Hanks…

  • The Money Pit

    The Money Pit


    HANKSMAS 5 of 54

    Completely adore Money Pit’s set-based compounding slapstick. Completely hate our main couple’s horrible relationship. Third movie in a row wherein Hanks’ character is too unlikable to be redeemed. Shelly Long gives a weird performance. Wino vagabond? Weird!

    DOES TOM EAT: No! But he tries

    And now adding…

    DOES TOM PISS: Yes. Our first of many pisses.

Popular reviews

  • Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist

    Untold: The Girlfriend Who Didn't Exist


    I would show this to my girlfriend, Veronica, but she lives two towns away. She goes to a different school.

  • Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives.

    Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives.


    Sarma’s involvement in this documentary means we’re not getting the whole story; not in a way of like, “we should be hearing both sides of the story” — We shouldn’t. That dude is fucked, it’s clear — But several episodes in this series portray conflict without much context, with the whole thing feeling weirdly vague and with no real story to tell. It’s pretty obvious that there’s some omission of information with a lot of things. I don’t know. A strange, stance-less series that goes on way too long.