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  • Uncle Drew

    Uncle Drew

    ★★★

    The only fucking cinematic universe this world needs.

  • Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

    SomehowAlmond Spielberg feat. Jake Johnson > Dante’s Resident Peak Dinosaur Evil

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  • Norm of the North

    Norm of the North

    This was released nationwide.

    This is why some no longer fear death.

    With time we all bring ourselves closer to the end.

    Ever closer now.

  • The Darkness

    The Darkness

    ½

    "White People Don't Like Ghosts or: How Kevin Bacon Learned To Stop Being Afraid of His Son's Autism & Blame the Indians"

    An alternate title.

    This is about as harmful as film gets, folks.