Absurdly violent and hilarious.

Pat Morita plays an Asian crime
boss who captures 2 voluptuous secret agents Donna and Nicole then sets them loose after hiring 3 pairs of assassins to take them out in a kind of deadly game that him and his assistant monitor from a very 80s computer screen. The stakes are high but back up arrives when Eric Estrada and the gang come to help them survive a sexy weekend full of guns, ninjas, and bad one liners.

So many profile pans!! Maybe the most wildly colorful and vivid film I’ve ever seen. It takes a silly premise and makes it so god damn heartfelt and earnest that you are completely sucked into the world that is Speed Racer and it’s a crazy fun ride the entire time.

I have finally seen the most perfect wuxia film.