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  • Hell or High Water

    Hell or High Water


    Everything is shitty for everyone.

  • John Wick: Chapter 2

    John Wick: Chapter 2


    Ohhhhhh the mythology. The world building. Yes! 

    Here is a film that recognized what was great about the first and went all fuckin' in on the second one. 

    John Wick 2 is a more mature, less-ironic sequel that improves upon the original in multiple ways. It also proves once and for all that KEANU REEEVES DOES NOT FUCKING AGE.

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  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice


    Batman has always been dark, morose, nearly suffocatingly heavy. Superman has always been the ying to his yang: still full of doubt and conflicted but optimistic and appealing to our brighter ideals. 

    Zack Snyder doesn't get that. At all. But that is just one of many problems that plague Batman V Superman. From the disjointed script - featuring some of the worst dialogue I've heard in...forever - to the excessive runtime and shoddy performance from Jesse Eisenberg, B v S…