Favorite films

  • Basic Instinct
  • The Age of Innocence
  • Deep Red
  • Nightmare Alley

Recent activity

  • Blood Vessel


  • Hell House LLC


  • Santa Sangre


  • Theater Camp


Recent reviews

  • Blood Vessel

    Blood Vessel


    Me, a simple man: Ohhh, “blood vessel” as in a ship with lots of blood aboard, but also “blood vessel” as in a vein or artery, too… Cute, g’job, mates! 

    Furthermore, Mark Diaco’s “American” accent is so comical that it’s actually kinda hot on him. Once again, I’m a simple man

  • Hell House LLC

    Hell House LLC


    LLCs are the real evil if we’re being honest

Popular reviews

  • Class Action Park

    Class Action Park


    This is the future libertarians want

  • The Reader

    The Reader


    This bitch is a literal Nazi in post-WW2 Germany and yet her darkest secret is actually that she needs to attend the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good?!