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  Blood Vessel 2019

  ★★½ Watched 22 Sep 2023

  Me, a simple man: Ohhh, “blood vessel” as in a ship with lots of blood aboard, but also “blood vessel” as in a vein or artery, too… Cute, g’job, mates! 
  
  Furthermore, Mark Diaco’s “American” accent is so comical that it’s actually kinda hot on him. Once again, I’m a simple man

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  Hell House LLC 2015

  ★★★½ Watched 21 Sep 2023

  LLCs are the real evil if we’re being honest

Popular reviews

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  Class Action Park 2020

  ★★★ Watched 27 Aug 2020

  This is the future libertarians want

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  The Reader 2008

  ★★ Watched 23 Jan 2020 2

  This bitch is a literal Nazi in post-WW2 Germany and yet her darkest secret is actually that she needs to attend the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good?!

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