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  Muppet*Vision 3-D 1991

  Watched by Branson Reese 16 May 2022 5

  I don't think you should get to know what I think about Muppet*Vision 3-D, the 15 minute 4D theatrical experience that played at Walt Disney World and later at Disney's California Adventure. There have to be some mysteries left in the world.

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  Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century 1999

  Watched by Branson Reese 10 May 2022 2

  Put this on to have something playing in the background that wouldn't distract me as I wrote. On that front it was catastrophic failure. Lost an entire morning fascinated by the visual language of what people thought the future would look like two years before 9/11.

  Probably around eight years ago I was doing a show in an elementary school with somebody who referenced this movie by saying "Zetus Lapetus." The audience, who were all born years after this Disney…

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  Parasite 2019

  Watched by Branson Reese 27 Oct 2019 12

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  It rules that Bong Joon-Ho anticipates you anticipating a twist where the rich family is smarter than they appear and then pulls the rug out from under you to reveal that they’re actually even dumber and more casually cruel than you originally thought. That’s radical realism, baby.

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  Midsommar 2019

  Watched by Branson Reese 03 Jul 2019 22

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  I was sitting next to the entrance and during the sex scene a guy walked into the wrong theater, went “nope,” and walked back out.