Branson Reese

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Simply wild for the films of the silver screen!

Favorite films

  • California Split
  • Book Revue
  • The New York Ripper
  • The Cremator

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  • Pieces

  • Queen Margot

  • The House of Mirth

  • Saturday Night Fever

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  • Tortoise Wins by a Hare

    Tortoise Wins by a Hare

    Pure Cinema. Bugs Bunny as a manic Captain Ahab obsessed with getting vengeance on Cecil Turtle. The short opens with recycled footage of the first Bugs/Cecil short only to reveal Bugs stewing over it with hate in his heart. These shorts where he strives and panics and whines and flips out are like dispatches from a better world where Bugs was unburdened with greatness and allowed to flex dramatic and low status muscles that would atrophy in the fifties. As…

  • The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat

    The Arrival of a Train at La Ciotat

    Didn’t catch the end; I ran screaming from the theater in terror as a train approached the screen.

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  • Pieces

    Pieces

    I'm going to walk into work Monday morning and ruin everybody's day recommending this so enthusiastically that it will register in their bodies like I'm screaming at them.

  • The House of Mirth

    The House of Mirth

    I didn't finish so take this with a grain of salt but I think it's funny to have Dan Ackroyd in a period piece. That man grew up in Canada with monster movies and rock music and carries it in his every movement.

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  • Beetlejuice

    Beetlejuice

    Thank GOD Tim Burton made this movie in 1988 and not 2008. Can you imagine what a piece of shit this would’ve been with a ton of green & purple CGI swirls and Johnny Depp as Beetlejuice? Goddamn.

  • The Godfather

    The Godfather

    “Do you renounce Satan and all his works?”
    *Michael looks at the camera like Jim Halpert*