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  • Flushed Away

    Flushed Away


    worst part of movie is rat is hot every time :(

  • Dead Ringers

    Dead Ringers


    “In October 1982, David Cronenberg was reading the daily paper when he stumbled across a Far Side cartoon called 'Cow Tools'. He was so perplexed and inspired by the enigmatic panel, that he decided to make a live-action feature exploring the psyche of a cow driven mad by a need to recreate the aforementioned tools. Realizing the difficulties of working with an actual cow, Cronenberg shifted the story to focus on a pair of twins (Jeremy Irons) who dress in…

Recent reviews

  • Mister Organ

    Mister Organ

    i am moderating a Q&A with David Farrier in LA this Wednesday, Oct. 4, and if it doesn’t sell out then i’m going to become Mister Organ (psychologically terrorize my local community by emanating the slimiest vibes possible until someone makes a documentary about it). tickets here!

  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers


    setting your treatise on the power of love to a song called 'The Power of Love' might come off as treacly to some, but i cried three separate times, so whatever, ya got me. its intermittent moments of on-the-nose earnestness are offset by dips into the abstract: fever dreams morph into sweaty nightmares; fixed reality collides with malleable memory; the knot of fear temporarily untangles, only to re-tie itself into an even tauter pretzel.

    basically, this is a feature length…

Popular reviews

  • Fight Club

    Fight Club


    first watch: fight club is the best movie ever made
    second watch: fight club is a deep commentary on the dangers of consumerism
    third watch: fight club is a disgusting cesspool of toxic masculinity and it’s not as deep as its fanboys think it is
    fourth watch: fight club is a critique of toxic masculinity and it’s deeper than its fanboys think it is
    fifth watch: fight club is the best satirical gay romcom ever made

  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog


    the masculine urge to cope with your step-uncle’s pointed homophobia by storming outside and aggressively hula-hooping