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  • The Descent

    ★★★★

  • The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something Has Passed

    ★★★

  • Evil Does Not Exist

    ★★★½

  • The Boy and the Heron

    ★★★★

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  • Flushed Away

    Flushed Away

    ★★★

    worst part of movie is rat is hot every time :(

  • Dead Ringers

    Dead Ringers

    ★★★★½

    “In October 1982, David Cronenberg was reading the daily paper when he stumbled across a Far Side cartoon called 'Cow Tools'. He was so perplexed and inspired by the enigmatic panel, that he decided to make a live-action feature exploring the psyche of a cow driven mad by a need to recreate the aforementioned tools. Realizing the difficulties of working with an actual cow, Cronenberg shifted the story to focus on a pair of twins (Jeremy Irons) who dress in…

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  • The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something Has Passed

    The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something Has Passed

    ★★★

    worth my time just for the 45-second scene where the failgirl lead is arguing with her dinner date about musicals and insists, “Les Mis is the best! ‘Empty Chairs at Empty Tables’? ‘A Heart Full of Love’? ‘Bring Him Home’? ‘Valjean’s Soliloquy?!?!” 

    i wrote this down because i think i’ve said that word for word but picked different songs (‘Master of the House’, ‘On My Own’, ‘The Confrontation’, ‘Do You Hear the People Sing?’)

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    Dog Day Afternoon

    ★★★★★

    a perfect picture for about 10 million reasons, one of which being that Al Pacino gets to deliver two of the most powerful lines in cinema history:
    The guy who kills me, I hope he does it because he hates my guts, not because it’s his job.
    and
    What? Oh girlie, please.

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    first watch: fight club is the best movie ever made
    second watch: fight club is a deep commentary on the dangers of consumerism
    third watch: fight club is a disgusting cesspool of toxic masculinity and it’s not as deep as its fanboys think it is
    fourth watch: fight club is a critique of toxic masculinity and it’s deeper than its fanboys think it is
    fifth watch: fight club is the best satirical gay romcom ever made

  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★

    the masculine urge to cope with your step-uncle’s pointed homophobia by storming outside and aggressively hula-hooping