everyone was hyping up the fassbender on fassbender kiss, but that was nowhere NEAR as explicitly gay as the recorder scene, so now i'm gonna overhype it to make up for the lack of hype.
the recorder scene changed me as a person. i truly believe it makes up for every flaw in this movie. i was considering giving it a 3 1/2 rating and then i remembered the recorder scene and how physically shook i was in that theater…
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Alien: Covenant 2017
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X-Men: Apocalypse 2016
you know what ...... here's a review of the gag reel instead
the high point: erik saying to charles, "i love your body." charles responding, "i love my body too. every tuesday night. and i think of you."
the low point: there's straight up just a montage of j*nnifer l*wrence saying "lunch!"
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Colossal 2016
there's a scene where anne hathaway goes to an old western section of a bar & says "it's like a fuckin wes anderson movie in here!"
do you think that wes will ever see this film? if so, do you think he will be pleasantly surprised to have his name dropped like that? or do you think he'll be like "... um ... no it's not... ?" and uncomfortably fidget in his yellow corduroy suit?
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