Raw emits the same mood as the cow heart dissection in my 12th grade human anatomy class:
staring at the wet mound of pale red flesh soak through the brown paper towel, i thought, "this is probably the only time you will ever touch a cow heart in your life,” in blinking neon letters. “you are not good at math and science. you will never pursue this as a career. this is it.”
my lab partner was an actual, signed…
lemme tell ya the brat & brad movie will not be as feel-good inspirational fun as julie & julia. instead of cooking every julia child recipe, it’s thirst-watching every brad pitt movie — the only similarity they will share is that chris messina will star in both (he’s playing me)
we were supposed to see portrait of a lady on fire at 10:45pm but decided that was too late and returned the tickets. then we started mr. bean’s holiday at midnight
first watch: fight club is the best movie ever made
second watch: fight club is a deep commentary on the dangers of consumerism
third watch: fight club is a disgusting cesspool of toxic masculinity and it’s not as deep as its fanboys think it is
fourth watch: fight club is a critique of toxic masculinity and it’s deeper than its fanboys think it is
fifth watch: fight club is the best satirical gay romcom ever made
these two bisexuals that look like they just stumbled out of their first vampire weekend concert really had the nerve to make me lay on my floor & cry while listening to sufjan stevens huh
