i’d like to apologize for my ignorant review from last year where i clowned on ethan hawke. i will be leaving the blasphemous review up for posterity and to demonstrate the complexity of my character arc. please understand that i’m a changed person now, in the year of our lord 2018. sure, i may not have been the First, but at least i am finally Reformed.

just crafted a makeshift best supporting actor oscar out of pastel plaster and shattered dreams for willem dafriend

first watch: fight club is the best movie ever made
second watch: fight club is a deep commentary on the dangers of consumerism
third watch: fight club is a disgusting cesspool of toxic masculinity and it’s not as deep as its fanboys think it is
fourth watch: fight club is a critique of toxic masculinity and it’s deeper than its fanboys think it is
fifth watch: fight club is the best satirical gay romcom ever made

these two bisexuals that look like they just stumbled out of their first vampire weekend concert really had the nerve to make me lay on my floor & cry while listening to sufjan stevens huh