i’d like to apologize for my ignorant review from last year where i clowned on ethan hawke. i will be leaving the blasphemous review up for posterity and to demonstrate the complexity of my character arc. please understand that i’m a changed person now, in the year of our lord 2018. sure, i may not have been the First, but at least i am finally Reformed.
first watch: fight club is the best movie ever made
second watch: fight club is a deep commentary on the dangers of consumerism
third watch: fight club is a disgusting cesspool of toxic masculinity and it’s not as deep as its fanboys think it is
fourth watch: fight club is a critique of toxic masculinity and it’s deeper than its fanboys think it is
fifth watch: fight club is the best satirical gay romcom ever made