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  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    ★★★★★

    i know it's "hip & cool" to make fun of quantum tortellini but just know that i will always have a begrudging respect for him because he gave us this Masterwork

  • Les Misérables

    Les Misérables

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    some scattered thoughts i had upon my 7000000th rewatch 

    -it's straight up a comedy every time javert is onscreen. i laugh every time he pops up in that silly blue outfit. like, jean valjean was in jail for 19 YEARS for STEALING A LOAF OF BREAD & fantine SOLD HER TEETH & HAIR & BODY to pay for her child's care & you're STILL gonna be a dick to them & think you're being a good christian??? 👀

    - hugh jackman & anne hathaway give absolutely…

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  • Okja

    Okja

    ★★★★

    all meat is Bad except for jacob benjamin gyllenhaal's thighs

  • Colossal

    Colossal

    ★★★½

    there's a scene where anne hathaway goes to an old western section of a bar & says "it's like a fuckin wes anderson movie in here!" 

    do you think that wes will ever see this film? if so, do you think he will be pleasantly surprised to have his name dropped like that? or do you think he'll be like "... um ... no it's not... ?" and uncomfortably fidget in his yellow corduroy suit?
    do you think the filmmakers got…