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  • Mikey and Nicky
  • Down with Love
  • Smiley Face
  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

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  • Both Sides of the Blade

  • Company

    ★★★★

  • Company

    ★★★½

  • The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★

    movie blows so i'm gonna use this space to say my version of Don't Look Up is how i've now spent months trying to warn people that over 25 women (including me) have come forward about how Gabriel Gundacker (of Zendaya is Meechee fame) is a serial sexual predator/abuser/manipulator and almost nooooo ooooonnnnne is talking about it except for this list of sexual predators in the music/film industry: "Accused of manipulating, gaslighting and abusing women for his own sexual gratification;…

  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    Portrait of a Lady on Fire

    ★★★★★

    do all lovers feel they’re inventing something?

    the clandestine stealing of forbidden glances. the thankless task of trying to tamp a lover’s image into the folds of your brain. the dread of said image’s inevitable fading. the smoldering slow-burn of impossible yearning, and the explosive fireworks when it’s finally reciprocated. the sizzling sound of a final farewell.

    director céline sciamma packs each frame with tangible emotion, and she does it all without a manipulative score. we know exactly what to…

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  • Company

    Company

    ★★★★

    Raúl Esparza eating esparusual

    ^ soooo yeah that’s what i want my review to be. i’ve thought about it a lot and i don’t have anything else to say about this staging of Company that i watched on youtube at 2 in the morning. sorry! “Raúl Esparza eating esparusual” is all you get. you could read it as an Eating Raoul joke if you want! it’s not, but you could read it that way! anything to make you feel better about this. 

    Raúl Esparza eating esparusual

  • Hollywood Stargirl

    Hollywood Stargirl

    ★★

    “Some people said HOLLYWOOD STARGIRL was an unrealistic take on making movies but really it was a love letter to what it's like for me making movies at Disney.“ — tweet from the director that tells you all you need to know … 

    happy to see uma thurman employed though! ❤️

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  • Fight Club

    Fight Club

    ★★★★★

    first watch: fight club is the best movie ever made
    second watch: fight club is a deep commentary on the dangers of consumerism
    third watch: fight club is a disgusting cesspool of toxic masculinity and it’s not as deep as its fanboys think it is
    fourth watch: fight club is a critique of toxic masculinity and it’s deeper than its fanboys think it is
    fifth watch: fight club is the best satirical gay romcom ever made

  • The Power of the Dog

    The Power of the Dog

    ★★★★

    the masculine urge to cope with your step-uncle’s pointed homophobia by storming outside and aggressively hula-hooping