Bad Times at the El Royale ★★★★

i came to the el royale for gun-wielding dakota johnson and chronically shirtless chris hemsworth, and i’m staying indefinitely for dulcet-toned powerhouse cynthia erivo. why did no one tell me this was a musical??? 

(also, when i tried to search for this so i could log it i accidentally typed “good time at the battle royale.” i want you all to know this. i also want you all to know that brad pitt 100% would’ve played hemsworth’s role if this were made in the 90s.)

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