John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum ★★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

fav thing about john wick is how he only follows the absurd assassin rules that he deems acceptable. 

the director: yeah i’ll get you to casablanca. first i gotta brand you with a hot iron tho
john wick: totally fair and cool 

berrada: walk across the desert until you can’t walk anymore and the elder will save you. or he won’t! idk
john wick: ok sounds good

the elder: chop off your own finger and give me your wedding ring
john wick: yeah dude for sure

winston: you can kill people literally anywhere except continental grounds
john wick: what ... the ... FUCK!!!!!!! get em animal friends 
head-kicking horses and halle berry’s crotch-biting dogs: hey everyone mind if we ... Kick some Heads and Bite some Crotches :)