Machine Gun McCain

amazon took this movie starring my ghost husband johnny cassettetapes off of prime as i was EXACTLY at the midpoint .... i mean, no, it wasn’t, um, “good” per se, but there was still time to turn it around!! AND it provided this unexpected-yet-very-welcome moment!!!!!! 

i’m fully confident in asserting that this premature removal is a blatant hate crime CLEARLY intended to separate me from my ghost man and NOT the result of my putting off watching it until the last day it was available. serves as yet another harrowing reminder that ectophobia is (ironically) ALIVE, folks #LoveIsLove 💘👻💘