Moulin Rouge! ★★★★½

sometimes i lie awake at night thinking about how if mr. brightside had come out just 2 years earlier it would’ve fit perfectly for ewan’s envious rage scenes. no shade to tango roxanne, you rule, but can you IMAGINE an over dramatic vaudevillian rendition of mr. brightside, ewan just absolutely scream-sobbing about jealousy turning saints into the sea...... i’m building a time & space augmentation device as we speak

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