BRAT has written 53 reviews for films during 2015.

  • The Hateful Eight

    The Hateful Eight


    i saw this last night at the hollywood theater in Portland and Quentin Tarantino himself randomly showed up and did a surprise q & a and im still too in shock that he said hi to me to write a review

  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens


    1. im just so happy that so many little girls can look up to rey and that so many little black kids can look up to finn :')
    2. kylo ren is my fav emo & perhaps one of the most interesting villains since vader himself
    3. i would die for han solo
    4. leia is my space mom & i want to hug her
    5. when The Thing happened a baby in the theater started crying & i was like... same
    7. this movie murdered my ass in the best way possible

  • Nymphomaniac: Vol. I

    Nymphomaniac: Vol. I


    uma thurman's scene -- 5 stars
    the rest of the movie -- 4 stars

  • A Single Man

    A Single Man


    im so emo over this movie & i just want to protect colin firth

  • Room



    wow it's really lucky that they somehow found the most talented 8 year old in the world for this movie

  • Heartbeats



    i'm always a hoe for slo-mo!

  • Synecdoche, New York

    Synecdoche, New York


    i need to think about this film for at least 3 years before understanding it enough to be able to write any cohesive thoughts on it

  • Hot Rod

    Hot Rod


    this is such a wholesome & pure movie! :) it also weirdly has really great cinematography & exceptionally well-made montages ?? easily the most important comedy of the '00s

  • Pan's Labyrinth

    Pan's Labyrinth


    where is this little girl's oscar

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver


    ok. i know this is objectively a fantastic movie. i understand this. i will not try to argue with anyone. it's genuinely well-crafted and a great character study which is why im giving it 3.5 stars.


    i was so bored that i didn't finish the last half hour though and im sorry i wanted to like this so bad and i remember when i was 16 i dated a film school boy who loved this movie and kept telling me to watch it and im so sorry that i didn't like it brian

  • V for Vendetta

    V for Vendetta


    as a Radical Socialist College Student it's illegal for me to not give this a good review #Bernie2016

  • The Fall

    The Fall


    the visuals were almost as beautiful as lee pace *heart eyes emoji*