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brat has written 337 reviews for films during 2016.

  • The Aviator

    The Aviator

    ★★★★

    explain to me why jude law had less screen time than the ice clown whose ice town cost him his town crown

  • Inner Workings

    Inner Workings

    ★★½

    idk why but this made me really uncomfortable

  • Moana

    Moana

    ★★★★½

    i never knew which disney princess to choose on all those fukn buzzfeed quizzes but thanks to moana now i finally have an official fav :')

  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    Hunt for the Wilderpeople

    ★★★★

    this is the up x moonrise kingdom crossover i never knew i needed

  • Jackie

    Jackie

    ★★★★½

    im not sure how she did it but natalie portman really out-Black-Swanned herself with this one

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★

    i can officially confirm this is EXACTLY what we vampires do in the shadows. 10/10 very realistic

  • Children of Men

    Children of Men

    ★★★★★

    predicted brexit

  • Irma Vep

    Irma Vep

    ★★★★

    im always a hoe for movies about making movies!!

  • Far from Heaven

    Far from Heaven

    .......... watch Carol (2015) instead

  • Rise of the Guardians

    Rise of the Guardians

    ★★★

    my dad saw that i recorded this on the dvr & assumed i wanted to watch it as a family for christmas tonight ... i had to turn him down because every voice actor in this animated children's film is insanely hot & i didn't wanna think impure thoughts about cartoons in front of my parents

  • Lars and the Real Girl

    Lars and the Real Girl

    ★★★★½

    can y'all believe that this was the movie that made me fall in love with the Goose Man

  • The Help

    The Help

    ★★★★

    i watched this on tv & they censored the #iconic pie scene by changing "eat my shit" to "eat my spit" ............. i am LIVID!!!!!!!!!!