BRAT has written 324 reviews for films during 2017.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name


    these two bisexuals that look like they just stumbled out of their first vampire weekend concert really had the nerve to make me lay on my floor & cry while listening to sufjan stevens huh

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri


    ... thank god colin farrell dumped martin mcdonagh for yorgos lanthimos

  • Carol



    LGBT culture is sneaking off from your family’s holiday dinner to go watch carol in your room alone

  • I, Tonya

    I, Tonya


    Director Craig Gillespie has a habit of turning a bad pitch into a good movie. Lars and the Real Girl, a story about a man who falls in love with a life-size doll, sounds awful on paper. So does a remake of Fright Night. And so does a movie about the infamous Tonya Harding.

    Even though I'm an Oregonian (Sco Ducks!), I didn't know much about the Tonya Harding case going into the movie. My only information was from my…

  • Stronger



    all 2 of these stars are for extending the Jake Gyllenhaal Crying in the Shower Cinematic Universe

  • Cool World

    Cool World


    (watched on december 18th in honor of mr. william bradley pitt’s 54th birthday)

    brad pitt plays a detective in a too-big suit whose job is to make sure that cartoons & live-action people don’t hook up, but sexy lady cartoons keep trying to seduce him. this is pretty much the entire plot & it’s somehow even worse than it sounds

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    - elisa completely submerging her apartment’s bathroom with water so she can get it on with the fish man 

    NOT disbelief-suspendable
    - giles immediately forgiving the fish man for violently killing & eating his cat?!?!?

  • Thor: Ragnarok

    Thor: Ragnarok

    FBI agent: PICK ONE
    me: i CAN’T
    FBI agent: *pistol whips me* how bout now
    me: it’s ... it’s impossible
    FBI agent: *leans in close to my bloodied face* who is hotter in thor: ragnarok. cate blanchett or jeff goldblum
    me: *through gritted teeth* i said what i said
    FBI agent: you said, “both of them are the hottest babes in the galaxy.” that’s not an answer
    me: *spits blood on the agent* I SAID WHAT I SAID

  • The Skin I Live In

    The Skin I Live In

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    they had me in the first half with all that voyeuristic male gazing i’m not gonna lie, but the twist left me with a TON of questions in regards to the complex gender politics. feel free to discuss in the comments — i’d love to read some (respectful!!!) opinions to help me figure this film out, especially from non-cis folk!

    -because of almodovar’s gay identity & strong track record of making LGBTQ works, is this a post-gender film? if so, does…

  • A Home at the End of the World

    A Home at the End of the World


    Biggest Mood of All Time: bisexual colin farrell smoking a joint with robin wright then crying during sex with her

  • Postcards from the Edge

    Postcards from the Edge


    treated myself to a thirst rewatch for my 22nd birthday because i have the biggest crush on dennis quaid & i’m unashamed!!! there are DOZENS of us

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    luke skywalker graphically milking an alien’s tiddy made me vegan

    like, i’m sorry but someone had to mention it. i refuse to let this absurd scene go un-memed. the milk wasn’t even blue; it was GREEN, y’all. GREEN