BRAT has written 55 reviews for films during 2017.

  • Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

    ★★½

    ... thank god colin farrell dumped martin mcdonagh for yorgos lanthimos

  • A Home at the End of the World

    A Home at the End of the World

    ★★★½

    bisexual colin farrell smoking a joint with robin wright then crying during sex with her

  • Marjorie Prime

    Marjorie Prime

    ★★★½

    it’s nice to see a Hot Dude AI in a movie for a change! the closest thing we have to that in real life is the british male Siri. god i love when he tells me to “bear right” on the highway

  • Billy Elliot

    Billy Elliot

    ★★★★

    second best in the You’re-Giving-Up-Your-Dream-No-Dad-I’m-Giving-Up-Yours film canon. first being high school musical, obviously

  • Robots

    Robots

    ★★★

    Robots is straight up a sexy political comedy-thriller, that also functions as an explicit commentary on class conflict & capitalism & propaganda & big pharma & MUCH more, disguised as a feel-good animated kids movie

  • Kedi

    Kedi

    ★★★★

    self care is watching this adorable cat documentary while snuggling your adorable cat :)

  • The Sprinkler Sprinkled

    The Sprinkler Sprinkled

    comedy peaked in 1895

  • Wind River

    Wind River

    ★★★½

    i’m willing to ignore how poorly written the women characters are because its overarching message about the prevalence of violence against native women is nowhere near discussed as much as it should be. 

    however, i can’t ignore the fact that the protagonist is ... a white man. worse, it’s jeremy renner. if the lead was a native woman, even a native man, this would’ve been revolutionary. i understand that there is pressure to cast famous (white) actors in order to get funding from studios, but is it worth undermining your film’s political meaning?

  • Opening Night

    Opening Night

    yeah this was bad and i only watched it for topher grace (let me live!) but i admit the line “i heard JC from N*SYNC got with all the girls on the mickey mouse club first. britney, christina, keri russell.. ryan gosling’s mom” made me laugh out loud for a solid 5 seconds

  • Bad Teacher

    Bad Teacher

    ★★★

    i liked the parts where the teacher was bad

  • Postcards From the Edge

    Postcards From the Edge

    ★★★★

    coincidence that they cast dennis quaid aka harrison ford Lite™ as carrie fisher’s love interest?? i think not!!!! 👀

  • Funny Face

    Funny Face

    ★★★

    the Look of the Day is audrey hepburn in a black turtleneck interpretive dancing in a parisian beatnik night club