-
Call Me by Your Name 2017
these two bisexuals that look like they just stumbled out of their first vampire weekend concert really had the nerve to make me lay on my floor & cry while listening to sufjan stevens huh
-
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri 2017
... thank god colin farrell dumped martin mcdonagh for yorgos lanthimos
-
-
I, Tonya 2017
Director Craig Gillespie has a habit of turning a bad pitch into a good movie. Lars and the Real Girl, a story about a man who falls in love with a life-size doll, sounds awful on paper. So does a remake of Fright Night. And so does a movie about the infamous Tonya Harding.
Even though I'm an Oregonian (Sco Ducks!), I didn't know much about the Tonya Harding case going into the movie. My only information was from my…
-
-
Cool World 1992
(watched on december 18th in honor of mr. william bradley pitt’s 54th birthday)
brad pitt plays a detective in a too-big suit whose job is to make sure that cartoons & live-action people don’t hook up, but sexy lady cartoons keep trying to seduce him. this is pretty much the entire plot & it’s somehow even worse than it sounds
-
-
Thor: Ragnarok 2017
FBI agent: PICK ONE
me: i CAN’T
FBI agent: *pistol whips me* how bout now
me: it’s ... it’s impossible
FBI agent: *leans in close to my bloodied face* who is hotter in thor: ragnarok. cate blanchett or jeff goldblum
me: *through gritted teeth* i said what i said
FBI agent: you said, “both of them are the hottest babes in the galaxy.” that’s not an answer
me: *spits blood on the agent* I SAID WHAT I SAID -
The Disaster Artist 2017
yes, obviously james franco gave an oscar-worthy performance, but i think we’re all tragically overlooking nathan fielder’s 10 lines
-
-
A Home at the End of the World 2004
Biggest Mood of All Time: bisexual colin farrell smoking a joint with robin wright then crying during sex with her
-
Postcards from the Edge 1990
treated myself to a thirst rewatch for my 22nd birthday because i have the biggest crush on dennis quaid & i’m unashamed!!! there are DOZENS of us