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Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri 2017
... thank god colin farrell dumped martin mcdonagh for yorgos lanthimos
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A Home at the End of the World 2004
bisexual colin farrell smoking a joint with robin wright then crying during sex with her
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Marjorie Prime 2017
it’s nice to see a Hot Dude AI in a movie for a change! the closest thing we have to that in real life is the british male Siri. god i love when he tells me to “bear right” on the highway
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Billy Elliot 2000
second best in the You’re-Giving-Up-Your-Dream-No-Dad-I’m-Giving-Up-Yours film canon. first being high school musical, obviously
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Wind River 2017
i’m willing to ignore how poorly written the women characters are because its overarching message about the prevalence of violence against native women is nowhere near discussed as much as it should be.
however, i can’t ignore the fact that the protagonist is ... a white man. worse, it’s jeremy renner. if the lead was a native woman, even a native man, this would’ve been revolutionary. i understand that there is pressure to cast famous (white) actors in order to get funding from studios, but is it worth undermining your film’s political meaning?
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Opening Night 2016
yeah this was bad and i only watched it for topher grace (let me live!) but i admit the line “i heard JC from N*SYNC got with all the girls on the mickey mouse club first. britney, christina, keri russell.. ryan gosling’s mom” made me laugh out loud for a solid 5 seconds
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Postcards From the Edge 1990
coincidence that they cast dennis quaid aka harrison ford Lite™ as carrie fisher’s love interest?? i think not!!!! 👀
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Funny Face 1957
the Look of the Day is audrey hepburn in a black turtleneck interpretive dancing in a parisian beatnik night club